Oh, the humanity, our favorite fat voice wine-o has left the show! What's even more funny are the reasons Chunga and Cort were giving this morning for her departure. I heard everything from she couldn't handle the stresses of the show to she took a job in California working for her Dad. Now since the show is 90% "impromptu" advertisements, and 10% pointless chunga word vomit, it isn't the former. Chunga also said he hated when people left the show and then the listeners call in and act as if he had something to do with it, which he claimed he never did. I think Mister would probably tell that story differently. Anyway, since Chunga likes to make up excuses for why people leave the show I thought I'd posit my own, in my
Chelsea's top 10 reasons for leaving the Chunga Show:
10. Chunga's "buttercups" after his morning egg Mcmuffin were wearing her patience thin.
9. the thought of having to suffer another cruise with Chunga and the rest of the sexual deviant burn-outs sent her running.
8. she realized that she was on the 2nd to worst morning show in Utah.
7. she figured they wouldn't decide to "renew her contract" and quit before they could fire her, after all even Chelsea can learn from the past if she tries hard enough.
6. while in Utah she was viewed as a skank and knew she'd be a saint in California.
5. Chunga's latest pass at her went too far.
4. Cort's latest pass at her went too far.
3. Chunga's latest pass at Cort went too far.
2. hearing Chunga's rants about his latest dead end audition made her want to seek her own dead end career in California.
1. She couldn't stomach the thought of seeing Chunga's fat @$$ in a swim suit on the cruise even one more time.
