Today, yet again, the morning show resorted to comparing "sizes". I know, big surprise since the show doesn't even try to have original and interesting content anymore. Anyway, after hearing Chunga refer to himself as "grotesquely average" countless times, which is sad considering that I listen to the show for at most 15 minutes around 2 to 3 times a week, I've decided that he always says this because he is in fact less than grotesquely average for a few reasons. Point #1, why does this topic come up so often? Surely this isn't a hot button issue that warrants as much coverage as it gets on the now seriously lacking morning show. Point #2, as often as it comes up, Chunga is always sure to equate himself, as if he's over compensating. Why else the incessant need to throw in that one liner? Point #3, Chunga has made it no secret that he had liposuction, so it would come as no surprise that a former lard-o is, in fact, not even grotesquely average. Really the whole thing just comes off as desperate and sad as this 40-something-lard-0-at-heart douche bag seeks validation for his "inadequacies" from people he doesn't even know... To use his words from oh so long ago "Qué Lastima!"
