This blog is for all of you who have had the misfortune of listening to 101.9 The End for the last couple of years. I have created this blog to dynamically explain why a once decent station has officially lost all hope. Now I want to clarify that I don't think any other stations are wonderful, and I especially hate the degenrates over at X96 and think that society is as dysfunctional as it is because of people who actually listen to that sheisa. I won't deny liking 90% of the music the End plays, but the other 10% is too heinous to even suffer through. It's a wonder a station that plays Nickelback is still even in existence today. However, if it were just poor music selection that would hardly be worth blogging about. No, I take issue with the fact that their collection of DJs reads like a who's who among human crap.
Let's start with Jimmy Chunga, the typical delusional narcissist. Have you ever noticed how this douche can BARELY manage to get into the worst, never heard of, B-rate films and yet acts like he has established some network of big stars and big time movie directors? I think the worst part is when he talks about "hanging out" with stars only to end such delusional stories with how the star is psycho or an extremely miserable person. This is great coming from a lurpy, former lardo, who got lipo and actually has the Doctor who performed the operation on his show as a regular.
While we're on the subject of the morning show let's move on to this morning's What's Happening Hot Stuff segment, which featured a few calls complaining about Parker's termination. I cannot believe there are actually people out there who liked his show. Was it the crappy mash-ups he featured that any functionally retarded douche bag could make on his Macbook? Or maybe it was Parker hitting on fellow anchor Dallin, who was proven to be replacable by a pre-recorded 5 second laugh track. Or maybe you liked his review of new albums on Tuesdays, where he played 5 seconds of a song and proceeded to make "great insights" over the music. They always joked that he had ADD, but he CLEARLY did. Whenever he was announcing an event he would start, then go off on some rant about something unrelated and then about 10 minutes later would remember why he even opened his fat face in the first place. Oh, and the best part was he thought be brought "Great new music to the station." The only band worth mentioning that has been played on the end that is new is Jack's Mannequin, and they only play one song from his new album, and somehow I doubt Parker had anything to do with that and probably considers Mika among his "greatest contribution to the station."
Then you have Cort and Chelsea, the faceless generic schmucks they hired to agree with everything the douche bag says and laugh at his fabricated delusions.
This doesn't even cover how everything they talk about is clearly an informal advertisement for some piece of crap they are currently selling at the time. *cough* candle breeze *cough*.
Friday, December 5, 2008
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