Wanting to Buy: Listener Advisory Board

Ok, so I have heard a lot of complaints lately about how much music they are playing during the morning show. I understand this complaint, I really do, I mean you tune into a morning show for the local personalities and entertainment news etc... However, if they are going to play music because Chunga and Cort have exhausted their limited supply of brain cells that they unfortunately share, then have the DECENCY to at least play non-heinous music. Okay, not so long ago the End was known for playing 80's music, both obscure and otherwise. Sadly this is no longer the case. Over the years the station has morphed into lowest-common-denominator central. So naturally I can understand why everyone hates the music seeing as they play crap like Nickelback, new U2, and Michael Franti. I can appreciate exploring new music, but why not try to actually find music that the original demographic that made this POS station popular MIGHT have a chance at liking. Hey, did the End get the memo that the Pet Shop Boys released an album this year, and it is STELLAR!? I have yet to hear the single Love Etc. let alone at least 4 other great songs that are definitely worthy of radio play. No, but what can we expect from this shell of a radio station. Even if the End is looking to discover new bands, why haven't they played bands like Jack's Mannequin, Mae, or other bands that have HUGE followings here in Utah? I have to assume that the Listener Advisory Board is either non-existent or consists of out-of-touch, self-loathing half-wits, possibly even Chunga himself.

Chelsea's Ciao, or lack thereof.

Oh, the humanity, our favorite fat voice wine-o has left the show! What's even more funny are the reasons Chunga and Cort were giving this morning for her departure. I heard everything from she couldn't handle the stresses of the show to she took a job in California working for her Dad. Now since the show is 90% "impromptu" advertisements, and 10% pointless chunga word vomit, it isn't the former. Chunga also said he hated when people left the show and then the listeners call in and act as if he had something to do with it, which he claimed he never did. I think Mister would probably tell that story differently. Anyway, since Chunga likes to make up excuses for why people leave the show I thought I'd posit my own, in my

Chelsea's top 10 reasons for leaving the Chunga Show:


10. Chunga's "buttercups" after his morning egg Mcmuffin were wearing her patience thin.
9. the thought of having to suffer another cruise with Chunga and the rest of the sexual deviant burn-outs sent her running.
8. she realized that she was on the 2nd to worst morning show in Utah.
7. she figured they wouldn't decide to "renew her contract" and quit before they could fire her, after all even Chelsea can learn from the past if she tries hard enough.
6. while in Utah she was viewed as a skank and knew she'd be a saint in California.
5. Chunga's latest pass at her went too far.
4. Cort's latest pass at her went too far.
3. Chunga's latest pass at Cort went too far.
2. hearing Chunga's rants about his latest dead end audition made her want to seek her own dead end career in California.
1. She couldn't stomach the thought of seeing Chunga's fat @$$ in a swim suit on the cruise even one more time.

"Grotesquely Average" - An Obese Man's Cover-Up

Today, yet again, the morning show resorted to comparing "sizes". I know, big surprise since the show doesn't even try to have original and interesting content anymore. Anyway, after hearing Chunga refer to himself as "grotesquely average" countless times, which is sad considering that I listen to the show for at most 15 minutes around 2 to 3 times a week, I've decided that he always says this because he is in fact less than grotesquely average for a few reasons. Point #1, why does this topic come up so often? Surely this isn't a hot button issue that warrants as much coverage as it gets on the now seriously lacking morning show. Point #2, as often as it comes up, Chunga is always sure to equate himself, as if he's over compensating. Why else the incessant need to throw in that one liner? Point #3, Chunga has made it no secret that he had liposuction, so it would come as no surprise that a former lard-o is, in fact, not even grotesquely average. Really the whole thing just comes off as desperate and sad as this 40-something-lard-0-at-heart douche bag seeks validation for his "inadequacies" from people he doesn't even know... To use his words from oh so long ago "Qué Lastima!"

The Marcus Scandal

I have heard recently a few people call in to ask about what exactly happened on the cruise that got Marcus fired. Of course Bill Smith and fellow co-douchers won't reveal anything, so I decided to search for it. Here is an article from the Deseret News from right after this incident happened and Marcus was filing a lawsuit against the station for defamation of character. It pretty much sums it up nicely so I won't try to go into it here. According to the Wikipedia article on 1019 the End, this suit was later dropped when a cassette was produced as evidence. Ah, local trash finds breading ground on 101.9 cruise(or 107.5 back then). Why does this not surprise me?

Persona non grata - an ever growing list!

So for those of you that didn't hear the show this morning, Chunga has added another person to his ever growing list of persona non grata. Today, it was Craig Gass. Apparently Chunga had done him the huge favor of allowing the douche on his show, and Craig returned the favor by appearing on the X96 morning show multiple times thereafter. Hmm... Someone whoring themselves to further a pitiful and forgettable career in the entertainment industry... I guess Craig learned all he could from Chunga in the few appearances he actually had on the Chunga show. Also, let's not forget Alicia Richmond, who as far as I can tell was inscribed on the list because she dissed on what can only be described as the "homosexual pedophile look" that Chunga employees. What's great about Chunga using this look, is that he can't even successfully dress the part of today's douche, he's resorted to mixing yesterday's douchebaggery with a horny hobo who can't afford all the buttons on his shirt. I think he's even resorted to using a bottle of gel a day to maintain that greasy "swam-to-work" look. Who knows, maybe if he keeps adding people at this rate the End's website might actually have CONTENT instead of an array of their asinine sponsors' ads!

Happy Birthday to our favorite DOUCHE!

In listening to the End this morning, I heard that it was Chunga's birthday. Since I didn't get a chance to call in I thought I'd make him a birthday douche, since he's Utah's favorite Douche! Enjoy you fat rat bastard, you look like crap and your face belongs on a douche bag!

A 101.9 Your End tradtion?

In listening to the show this morning, I found myself zoning out from shear boredom. While in this barely conscious state, I made a realization. I was thinking back to the days when Mr. was still on the show. Near the end, he would host the latter part of the morning show, and at a specific time every morning would host a segment called "Mandatory Mode." In this segment he would play music by Depeche Mode, one of his favorite bands. I'm not exactly sure how long this went on, but it seemed like for only a short while and then he was fired. Anyway, now they have Cort doing a nearly identical segment but instead of an actual good band like Depeche Mode (exempting their latest album), Cort plays music from U2. Let's just say when they told me to "Walk On" I was smart enough to follow their advice and not look back. They haven't produced any music worth listening to since All That You Can't Leave Behind. So of course Cort is a U2 fanboy. What a bloody shame. Anyway, could this be a 101.9 tradition before firing its DJs?